War Frat Wartender

War Frat Wartender
Monster ID	505
Locations	The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
Hit Points	200
Attack	185
Defense	157
No-Hit	195
Initiative	70
Meat	None
Phylum	orc
Elements	sleaze
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops beer bomb, beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, molotov cocktail cocktail, PADL Phone, sake bomb, tequila grenade, red class ring
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a War Frat Wartender

This frat boy is one of the booze-slinging, bomb-dropping shock troops of the Brotherhood of One. He can make any drink in the bartending book, even the tricky layered shots and flaming cocktails, and he does it all while slinging, twirling, and juggling bottles full of booze.

The fact that more booze ends up on him, the bar, and the patrons than in the glass never seems to bother anyone, oddly enough.

Hit Message(s):

He lights the fuse on a beer bomb, then shakes it up by juggling it and two bottles of vodka, then hurls it at you. You get aluminum shrapnel in your <nipple>. Argh! Ow! Eek! Eek!

He mixes a drink, twirling bottles over his head and between his legs. He tops it with some over-proofed rum and lights it, then hurls it at you. Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Ooh! (hot damage)

He spins a couple of bottles of booze around his head, then throws them at you. You get a bottle-shaped bruise on your <eye> and <kidney>. Argh! Argh! Ow! Ouch!

He tosses a tequila grenade in the air, spins around, pulls the pin with his teeth, and kicks it at you. Ugh! Oof! Ouch! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

He takes three sake bombs, juggles them while lighting the fuses on a cigarette in his mouth, tosses them behind his back, then lobs all three at you. You applaud politely with singed hands. Ouch! Eek! Ouch! Ugh! Ow! Ow! Ow! (hot damage)

Miss Message(s):

He throws a beer bomb at you, but you're not too bombed to dodge.

He tosses a tequila grenade at you, but you pull the pin and toss it back.

He twirls a bottle over his head, spraying alcohol everywhere but accomplishing little.

He spins a couple of bottles of booze around his head, but drops one and has to clean it up.

Fumble Message:

He juggles three sake bombs, then drops one. When he bends over to pick it up, his cigarette lights the sake on fire. He leaps back and looks embarrassed. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: red class ring (30.3% chance)*

You acquire an item: distressed denim pants (1.5% chance)*

You acquire an item: beer helmet (1.2% chance)*

You acquire an item: bejeweled pledge pin (0.8% chance)*

You acquire an item: kick-ass kicks (2.6% chance)*

You acquire an item: PADL Phone (2.4% chance)*

You acquire an item: sake bomb (20% chance)*

You acquire an item: beer bomb (10% chance)*

You acquire an item: beer bomb (10% chance)*

You acquire an item: molotov cocktail cocktail (20% chance)*

You acquire an item: tequila grenade (20% chance)*

You gain 46-47 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues).

Notes

• The tequila grenade and molotov cocktail cocktail only drop if you have completed the Lighthouse Sidequest for the Frat Boys.