Warbear General Björn Björnsonsvensentagdotterström
| Warbear General Björn Björnsonsvensentagdotterström | |
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| Monster ID | 1469 |
| Locations | WarBear Fortress (First Level) |
| Hit Points | Scales |
| Attack | Scales |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | 500 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | Indeterminate |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Warbear General Björn BjörnsonsvensentagdotterströmWarbears don't promote just the biggest, most hulking warriors to the tops of their ranks. They value a brilliant tactical mind even more than sheer brawn.
It just so happens that the General is a brilliant tactician and one of the biggest, most hulking warriors of the entire warbear tribe. He's nearly twice the size of an average warbear, and smarter, too--he'll steal your pic-a-nic basket and rip out your lungs before you can blink twice.
Hit Message(s):
He chest-bumps you, sticking you with all the little fancy spikes on his medals. Ouch! Ouch!
He punches you with two rocket-powered gauntlets, making your head spin and knocking the wind out of you at the same time. Ugh! Ouch!
He snaps with his ferocious teeth, tearing your flesh like a rabid weasel (only way bigger). Eek! Ugh!
He spins around lightning-quick and levels you with a roundhouse kick. Ooh! Ouch!
He whips out two little electrified daggers and stabs you in the ear and kidney. Argh! Eek!
He swings his laser axe at you, but you dodge! But he saw that coming, and is already halfway through a punch! But you dodge that, too! But he knew you would all along, and you impale yourself on his pike! Ouch!
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After winning the fight:
The General falls to his knees, then crashes on the ground. He pushes one of the medals on his chest and speaks into the air: "Sergeant Major, it is time for a tactical retreat," he says. "These humans are better fighters than our intel led us to believe. Who would have thought they would be insane enough to destroy their own environment to ensure their victory?"
"Huh?" you say, but the light has gone from the General's eyes.
The ground beneath you starts to thrum as the Fortress prepares to fly back from whence it came. You leap out of the window and roll to a stop on the snow below. You did it! But what was that about destroying your own environment? You should probably ask Uncle Crimbo.
 | You acquire an item: warbear requisition box |
| You acquire an item: warbear requisition box |
| You acquire an item: warbear requisition box |
| You acquire an item: warbear requisition box |
 | You acquire an item: warbear officer requisition box |
| You acquire an item: warbear officer requisition box |
Notes
- Is accompanied by drones.
