Weapon of the Pastalord

Weapon of the Pastalord Type: Combat Spell MP Cost: 32 This spell will summon forth one of the myriad randomly-generated weapons of the Pastalord, the sworn protector of the order of Pastamancers in the Days of Old. That weapon will then beat your opponent about the head or head-analogue.

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Source:	Guild Trainer
Price:	5,000 Meat
Class:	Pastamancer
Level:	10
Effect:	Deals (32-64)+(0.5*Mys) damage, where Mys is your buffed Mysticality (which isn't ever capped), and divisions are rounded down.
When Used:

You call forth a <weapon> of <material>, which strikes your opponent for X (+X) damage.

Notes

• This spells deals half physical damage and half elemental damage. If the Weapon of the Pastalord is elementally attuned (using one of the Flavour of Magic skills, or attuning equipment such as Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire, Sinful Desires, Necrotelicomnicon, Cookbook of the Damned, or Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration), the elemental half of the damage will be of the attuned element. If the spell is not elementally attuned, the elemental half will be randomly chosen.
• Bonus Spell Damage functions normally, but elemental bonus spell damage works only when matching the chosen element.
• The summoned weapon can be any of the following, in any combination (such as a Hatchet of Spaghetti or Katana of Lasagna):

Weapon	Material
Axe Bohemian Earspoon Claymore Dagger Flail Halberd Hatchet Katana Knife Mace Morning Star Spear Staff Sword	Farfalle Fettucine Gemelli Lasagna Linguini Macaroni Manicotti Mostaccioli Penne Rigatoni Rotelle Rotini Spaghetti Tagliatelle Vermicelli Ziti

• Depending on the chosen element, the weapon has a prefix from the following list:

Hot	Cold	Spooky	Stench	Sleaze
Fiery Flame-Broiled Jalapeño-coated Scorching	Freezerburned Frigid Frozen Icy	Eerie Eldritch Horrifying Seriously Haunted	Dank Filth-Drenched Foul Garlic-Scented Musky Musty Nasty, Nasty Nasty-Ass Pungent Rank-Smelling Toilet-Dipped	Lascivious Lewd Naughty Suggestive

• The use message continues to use "a" rather than "an", even when it would be incorrect. (e.g., a Axe of Fettucine)
• Aerogel apron appears to double the damage of this spell after all other Bonus Spell Damage is applied

History

• The cost of this spell was reduced several times, from 35 MP to 31 MP on July 23, 2009, to 28 MP on July 28, to 24 MP on August 5.
• Prior to the Pastamancer/Sauceror dual-revamp on November 14, 2013, the damage scaler on the Mys was 0.35 and the MP cost was 24.
• A Trivial Update on March 24, 2014 fixed a bug where only Flavour of Magic could tune Weapon of the Pastalord, but caused Weapon of the Pastalord to deal split damage in a random element when untuned. Prior to this change, the spell did purely physical damage when untuned.