Where Does The Lone Ranger Take His Garbagester?

Choice adventure number: 789

Where Does The Lone Ranger Take His Garbagester?

For an ancient and long-abandoned city park, this place sure does have a lot of dumpsters in it. You find yourself standing next to one of them.

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Dig through the dumpster

You pick through the trash and find a couple of halfway-useful things.
One of the following:

You acquire an item: adder

You acquire an item: attorney's badge

You acquire an item: bone abacus

You acquire an item: cold water bottle

You acquire an item: compression stocking

You acquire an item: crude voodoo doll

You acquire an item: exotic jungle fruit

You acquire an item: gold Boozehounds Anonymous token

You acquire an item: imitation White Russian

You acquire an item: midriff scrubs

You acquire an item: pill cup

You acquire an item: pygmy briefs

You acquire an item: pygmy phone number

You acquire an item: short calculator

You acquire an item: short writ of habeas corpus

You acquire an item: short-handled mop

You acquire an item: smirking shrunken head

You acquire an item: sphygmomanometer

You acquire an item: tiny bowler

You acquire an item: tongue depressor

And of the following:

You acquire an item: bloodied surgical dungarees

You acquire an item: bowling ball

You acquire an item: half-size scalpel

You acquire an item: head mirror

You acquire an item: surgical apron

You acquire an item: surgical mask

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Knock over the dumpster

You knock over the dumpster, which falls onto an adjacent dumpster, knocking it over, which falls onto yet another dumpster, so on and so forth -- a chain reaction of a thousand dumpster dominoes.

Pygmy janitors flood out of all of the buildings adjacent to the park and begin scurrying around picking up the garbage you just dumped everywhere.

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Dump and run

Dump and run isn't even a phrase. You can cut and run. In fact, you do.

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Occurs at The Hidden Park

Notes

• The first item dropped by the first option is random. The second item will be one of the pieces of equipment the pygmy witch surgeon drops, or a bowling ball (up to three). Once those items are in your possession the second item will always be a surgical apron.
• Knocking over the dumpster causes pygmy janitors to stop appearing in the other zones and start appearing in The Hidden Park.

References

• The answer to the question "where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?" is, of course, "to the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump." Which makes sense when you remember the theme music most associated with the Lone Ranger is the finale to Rossini's William Tell Overture. The answer to this question, therefore, would be, appropriately enough, "to the dumpster, to the dumpster, to the dumpster, dumpster, dumpster."