Whimpering Willow

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Drop rates for clumsiness bark

Whimpering Willow
Monster ID 1122
Locations The Clumsiness Grove
Hit Points 75% of Monster Defense
Attack Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150)
Defense Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150)
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum plant
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts branch, leaf, trunk, roots
clumsiness bark, clumsiness bark, whimpering willow bark
Manuel Entry
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Whimpering Willow You're fighting a Whimpering Willow

Lean close and I'll tell you of Clarence Carl Clarings
He walked up some stairs with a box of ball bearings.
He made a mis-step, threw the box in the air,
Bearings under each foot! Bearings on every stair!
So Clarence's bearings were lost, you can see,
And he fell to his death, and woke up as this tree.

Hit Message(s):

You trip on a root and you crash to the ground,
If you fall in a forest, do you make a sound?

The tree lashes out with a branch like a whip!
It leaves a big welt on your cheek, chest, and hip!

The willow hits you with a branch like a switch!
I won't lie: that switch hurts like a sonuvabitch.

The tree slices you in the face with a leaf!
It slashes your cheek open, down to your teef!

Critical Hit Message:

The willow whips at you with branches like belts!
They leave you all bloody and covered with welts!

Miss Message(s):

You step lightly over the roots of the willow,
As light on your feet as the lithe armadillo!

The tree lashes out with a branch like a whip!
But it missed, so the damage to you equals zip!

The willow swings at you, but misses completely
You wave at the willow and smile sickly-sweetly.

The willow is waving its branches like crazy
But you quickly dodge, just as fresh as a daisy.

Fumble Message:

The willow lets out a vast shuddering moan,
It seems for this round it will leaf you alone. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Bark3.gifYou acquire an item: clumsiness bark (80% chance)*
Bark3.gifYou acquire an item: clumsiness bark (2% chance)*
Spookybark.gifYou acquire an item: whimpering willow bark (30% chance)*


  • Hit messages at this time are not normally shown while in The Suburbs of Dis due to the poetry scheme overriding them. Messages acquired via copying monster.

Occurs at The Clumsiness Grove.