White picket fence

white picket fence This is a white picket fence. This would look just perfect on your suburban lawn, if you had a suburban lawn. Type: combat item Selling Price: 15 Meat. Stops Enemy From Attacking and Restores 14-15 Hit Points (In-game plural: white picket fences)

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Obtained From

Whitey's Grove

Don't Fence Me In

Obsoleted Areas/Methods

Whitey's Grove

Rent-a-fence

When Used

You relax in your imaginary porch swing, watching your imaginary 1.7 children operate their imaginary lemonade stand, while your foe smashes the fence into splinters. Ahhhhhh. You gain 14-15 hit points.

Notes

• Staggers opponent for one round.

See Also

• HP Restorers
• Staggers

History

• Prior to May 16, 2012, this was a non-combat usable item.

• Use message with 8 or fewer white picket fences already at your campsite:

You install [a/another] yard of white picket fence at your campsite. Ideal!

• Use message with 9 white picket fences already at your campsite:

You've already got the whole 9 yards of white picket fence at your campsite.

• Would create white picket fences at your campsite (each fence used would add one to your campsite total, up to a maximum of nine).
• Its item description was: "This is a white picket fence. This would look just perfect at your campsite."

• Prior to June 26, 2007, used to zap into the barbed-wire fence.

References

• The phrase "the whole nine yards" means "everything", and its origins are debated.
• White picket fences are associated with the stereotype of middle-class nuclear families.

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