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Monster ID 65
Locations Whitey's Grove
Hit Points 21
Attack 35
Defense 30
No-Hit 45
Initiative 60
Meat 8-12
Phylum beast
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, tail
bird rib, white snake skin
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
whitesnake You're fighting a whitesnake

This is a fierce white snake. Like a drifter, it was born to slither alone.

Hit Message(s):

It starts to rock you like a hurricane, then realizes it's not a scorpion and bites you instead. Ow! Ooh!

It makes up it's [sic] mind that it ain't wastin' no more time, and quickly sinks its fangs into your <arse>. Ugh! Argh!

It starts to wait on love's sweet charity. While it's waiting, it decides to chomp on your <skull>. Ooh! Oof!

Here it goes again, sinking its fangs into your <ear>. Oof! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

It finds a hidden cache of heavy, wrapped parcels on the battleground. It picks them up in its mouth, then uses its tongue to flick them rapidly at you, bruising your <elbow> and your <head>. Damn parcels! Damn tongue! Ooh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to rock you like a hurricane, but you remind it that it's not a scorpion.

It starts to bite you again, but can't make up its mind whether to waste more time before doing so.

It starts to chomp on your <face>, but decides to wait on love's sweet charity.

Here it goes again on its own, trying to sink its fangs into your <elbow>. But you dodge before he gets a mouthful.

Fumble Message:

It starts to attack again, then sinks despairingly to the ground. "You know," it says, "I never seem to find what I'm looking for." You respond, "You too? Man, I still haven't found what I'm looking for, either." (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 8-12 Meat (average: 10, stdev: 1.15)*
Snakeskin.gifYou acquire an item: white snake skin (30.5% chance)*
Rib.gifYou acquire an item: bird rib (25% chance)*
You gain 8-9 <substat>.

Occurs at Whitey's Grove.


  • A successful attack from this monster has a chance of poisoning you:
You are poisoned by the attack...
Poison.gifYou acquire an effect: A Little Bit Poisoned
(duration: 10 Adventures)
  • Prior to the revamp of June 9, 2014, the bird rib had a 35% drop rate after talking to Mr. Alarm, but before giving him the wet stunt nut stew. Otherwise, it was a 20% drop.


  • The image for this monster used to be this:
    • Jick's wife teased him until he improved it, but Mr. Skullhead has stated on the radio show (26th Feb 2007) that he prefers Jick's original drawing.


  • The adventure title and monster description reference hair-metal band Whitesnake, which had a major hit with "Here I Go Again" on its 1987 album Whitesnake 1987: "Here I go again on my own / Like a drifter I was born to walk alone." The companion video featured a scantily clad Tawny Kitaen who was later charged with battering her then-husband, pitcher Chuck Finley of the Cleveland Indians.
  • "Rock you like a hurricane" is a reference to a different metal band, Scorpions, and its song Rock You Like a Hurricane from its 1984 album Love at First Sting.
  • The critical hit message refers to Parseltongue, the language of snakes in the popular Harry Potter series.
  • The fumble message refers to the band U2, and their song "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For".
  • The new snake image is similar to Sly from the flash game The Asylum.