Whitey's Grove

Whitey's Grove
Zone Num	100
Location	The Distant Woods
Unlocks	After receiving the White Citadel Quest (34 main stat) or talking to Mr. Alarm
Recom Stat	37
Combat %	85
ML	35 - 38
Terrain	outdoor
Special Adventures
Lucky	Monty of County Crisco
Turtle	Duel Nature
Bad Moon	A White Lie
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Whitey's Grove is an adventure location in The Distant Woods, but is only accessible after you get the White Citadel Quest from your guild, or talking to Mr. Alarm during the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin.

A primary stat of 37 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

Though you initially believe you're ready to take on all of the White stuff in this grove, the nearer you get, the yellower you become. Try again later.

(It is recommended that you have at least 37 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Combat Adventures

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Knight in White Satin -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: white page, white satin pants, white sword, white satin shield, white lintb Meat Drop: 24-36 Monster Level: 38 • Substat Gain: 9.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 48 Monster Defense: 33 Hit Points: 21 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: None

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white chocolate golem -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: white chocolate chips, White Chocolate Golem Seeds, mother's secret recipep, White Chocolate Golem Seedsm Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 37 • Substat Gain: 9.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 47 Monster Defense: 32 Hit Points: 21 Initiative: 70 Elemental Alignment: None

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white lion -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: catgut, lion oil Meat Drop: 24-36 Monster Level: 36 • Substat Gain: 9 • Moxie for No Hit*: 46 Monster Defense: 31 Hit Points: 21 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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whitesnake -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bird rib, white snake skin Meat Drop: 8-12 Monster Level: 35 • Substat Gain: 8.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 45 Monster Defense: 30 Hit Points: 21 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

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Don't Fence Me In
	Whitewash the fence: Gain 20-30 Strengthliness. Steal the fence: white picket fence Jump the fence: piece of wedding cake and white rice (sometimes)

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The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks
	Show him some moves: Gain 20-30 Cheek. Show him a good time: 3 boxes of wine Show him how easy it is to steal all his stuff: mullet wig

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Rapido!
	Steer for the cave: Gain 21-30 Enchantedness Steer for the trees: 3 jars of white lightning Steer for the laundromat: white collar

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Hack to the Future
	Item Drops: white hat hacker T-shirt Note: Will not occur without having Torso Awaregness.

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It's A Sign!
	Note: Unlocks The Road to the White Citadel. Note: A one-time adventure. Note: Will not occur without having unlocked the White Citadel Quest

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Gannongast, the White Wizard
	Note: A one time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

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Gannongast, the White Wizard
	Item Drops: white wine vinaigrette Note: A one time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

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Monty of County Crisco
	Item Drops: bag of lard Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here while feeling Lucky!.

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Duel Nature
	Item Drops: dueling turtle Note: The turtle drops only with a turtling rod equipped. Note: A Turtle Taming adventure (Turtle Tamer only).

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A White Lie
	Meat Drops: 5,000 Effects: Maid Disservice (10 turns) Note: Bad Moon only.

History

• Retired adventures may be seen here.