Wooden stakes

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wooden stakes
wooden stakes

These are some wooden stakes. They could probably be used for slaying a number of vampires.

Or perhaps for other things.

(Meat Pasting component)
Type: weapon (2-handed knife)
Damage: 3 - 5
Selling Price: 30 Meat.

Weapon Damage +1

(In-game plural: sets of wooden stakes)
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Obtained From

The Spooky Forest
Arboreal Respite
Obsoleted Areas/Methods
The Spooky Forest
Vampire Hunter G



You feel a little weird about stabbing someone with a pair of wooden stakes, so you pretend they're the ground next to a tent. That makes it easier to stab <it> for X damage. SOCKO! POW! ZOT!
You make like a vampire slayer and stab <it> with your stakes for X damage. Unlike a vampire slayer, though, you don't start making out with <it>. ZAP! POW! ZAP!
You prepare your stakes with a delicious marinade, grill them lightly, then plunge them into <it> for X damage. WHACK! POW! SPLAT!
You raise the stakes on this combat by raising your stakes above your head and slamming them down on <it>. <It> takes X damage. BARF! ZAP! KERBLAM!
You realize there's a lot at stake in this combat, so you stake your claim on victory by staking <it> for X damage. SPLAT! KAPOW! BOINK!



  • At some point in time before February 9, 2015, this item was changed from being a 2-handed spear.


  • "Unlike a vampire slayer, though, you don't start making out with it" is a reference to Buffy the Vampire Slayer. In season one, Buffy falls in love with a vampire named Angel and they have a long, complicated relationship. Buffy also has a naughty relationship with a vampire named Spike in seasons six and seven.

See Also


TOP 10 wooden stakes collections
1. Vlad Tepes - 69147 | 2. LoafingOaf - 38200 | 3. Zoich - 20642 | 4. KaosFreak - 6666 | 5. BenMears - 4308
6. svtisme - 3040 | 7. Kristy the vampire slayer - 1535 | 8. Mikemtl - 1337 | 9. IndianJack - 1300 | 10. Clan Mule - 1269
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings