Zombie Clown

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Zombie Clown
Monster ID 302
Locations The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later
Hit Points 15
Attack 19
Defense 17
Initiative 80
Meat 20-30
Phylum horror
Elements spooky
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops
big red clown nose, bloody clown pants, long skinny balloon, zombie pineal gland
Manuel Entry
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Zombie Clown You're fighting a Zombie Clown

AIEEE! Ah! Gah! Sweet merciful God, no! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Hit Message(s):

It kicks you in the <lower back> with its rotting clown shoes. Oof! Ouch! Ooh! Ouch!

It bites into your skull and gnaws on your brrraaains. You forget who killed your wife and start walking backwards. Oof! Ugh! Argh! Eek!

It squirts acid at you from a moldering flower. Well, maybe it's not acid, but any fluid coming out of a zombie body is going to burn a little. Ooh! Ouch! Argh! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

It gnashes its teeth at your skull, but you're too busy fleeing in terror to stop and get your brrraaaains eaten.

It squirts acid (or some similar fluid) at you, but you're too busy fleeing in terror to get hit.

It tries to kick you, but its giant shoes fall apart at the seams.


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 20-30 Meat (average: 25, stdev: 2.42)*
Clownnose.gifYou acquire an item: big red clown nose (? chance)*
Clownpants.gifYou acquire an item: bloody clown pants (? chance)*
Balloon.gifYou acquire an item: long skinny balloon (? chance)*
Pineal.gifYou acquire an item: zombie pineal gland (? chance)*
You gain 3 <substat>.

Occurred at The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later.

References

  • The attack message regarding forgetting who killed your wife and walking backwards is a reference to the film Memento, which has the scenes out of order to emphasize the confusion of the main character, who has suffered hippocampal damage limiting his ability to make new memories.