A Farewell to Legs
You wander through the frat house, catching disapproving stares from Sorority Orcs and sounded soldiers alike. One veteran slides up to you on a sk8board -- he's missing the entire lower half of his body.
"What do you think about that, bra?" he asks. "I'm just a torso and you can't even get your war outfit on and go fight? Huh? You chicken, bra?"
"See, the problem is I don't have any distressed jeans," you tell him. "I don't suppose you have a pair you no longer have any use for?"
Turns out he does. Way to go, torso boy!
|You acquire an item: distressed denim pants|
- Possibly does not occur if you already have these in inventory