While adventuring in the kingdom, you may take damage from the monsters you fight.
Here is an example of an attack from a monster:
- He tries to stick his bony fingers through your arse, but can't seem to penetrate.
- In this case, the <body part> is the arse.
Some monsters have their own types of attacks, so they sometimes do not display a body part.
It is possible to be damaged in two or more of the same place, for example: "giving you splinters in your elbow, neck, and neck. Eek! Ow! Eek! Oof! Argh! Eek!"
You may also drop your weapon on one of these body parts during a fumble, even if you are unarmed, or the combination is nonsensical and/or physically impossible (e.g. dropping your forehead on your skull).
With a Clockwork Grapefruit familiar, body part messages are drawn from the nadsat lexicon instead of the normal list. Against hilarious monsters, the salad list is used.