Astral bludgeon

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astral bludgeon
astral bludgeon

This is an elephant that's been reincarnated as a hefty club. Depending on which part of it you hold, you'll get a variety of different impressions as to what the elephant was shaped like in its previous life.

Type: weapon (2-handed club)
Damage: 5 - 10
Cannot be traded or discarded
Quest Item

Muscle +25%
Weapon Damage +20
+15% chance of Critical Hit

(In-game plural: astral bludgeons)
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Item number: 5028
Description ID: 864672857
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Obtained From

Pet Heaven (10 Karma)


It will never forget that you bludgeoned it for X damage. WHAM! BOOF! KERBLAM!
You've never seen an elephant fly, but now you've seen an elephant bludgeon hit for X damage. WHAM! POW! BOOF!
The spirit of the bludgeon passes through him, carving out X damage along the way. SPLAT! ZAP! BONK!
Rather than wrap it up in cellophant, you bludgeon it with your astral bludgeon for X damage. KAPOW! SOCKO! WHAMMO!

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