BRICKO bat (monster)

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Monster ID 919
Locations using a BRICKO bat
Hit Points 100
Attack 70
Defense 63
Initiative 30
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts brick, eye, wing
BRICKO brick, BRICKO brick, BRICKO brick
Manuel Entry
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BRICKO bat You're fighting a BRICKO bat

You toss the BRICKO bat into the air. Instead of falling to earth you know not where, it flaps its little wings and divebombs your head. I guess whether made of flesh, pixels, or plastic, bats are totally lame.

Hit Message(s):

It smacks a wing into your belfry. Er, I mean, your <neck>. Oof! Eek! Ow!

It buffets you with its plastic wings. Unlike leathery wings, these are all sharp corners. Eek! Eek! Ooh!

It bites you in the <face>. Well, it more kinda pinches your <nipple> between two bricks, but it still hurts.

It flies overhead and several smaller bricks fall out, bonking you in the noggin. Huh. BRICKO guano is a lot less gross, but more painful. Ooh! Ugh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

It flips upside down and becomes an angry crab in a cute little hat. Then it pinches you in the thigh and the head. Ow! Eek! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to smack you in the belfry, but you're not in the belfry.

It squeaks menacingly. Well, it squeaks, anyway.

It smacks you with a wing brick, which breaks off. You tell it to take the broken wing and learn to fly again.

It tries to bite you, but can't. And its bark isn't particularly menacing, either.

Fumble Message:

It flips upside down ,and can't decide if it's a bat, or an angry crab in a little hat. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

You gain 17-18 <substat>.
Brickobrick.gifYou acquire an item: BRICKO brick (50% chance)*
Brickobrick.gifYou acquire an item: BRICKO brick (30% chance)*
Brickobrick.gifYou acquire an item: BRICKO brick (10% chance)*