CDMoyer

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CDMoyer (#599619)
The Oathbreaker

CDMoyer is a well-known player in the kingdom and the lead programming wizard for Asymmetric Publications.

About CDMoyer

Chris "CDMoyer" Moyer started off as a writer of Greasemonkey scripts (an early version of Tabbed Chat was one of his creations). He later got contracted for some minor bits of coding. After Xenophobe left the company, CDM was made the big kahuna of the codebase.

CDMoyer is the driving force behind the current incarnation of PvP. He had a butt that dropped things on April Fool's Day 2011.

On CDMoyer's profile, his active familiar is replaced with ">_>". Hovering over this ASCII dude produces a popup that says "but then I'd have to kill you." Also on his profile is a readout of tweets from the company Twitter page.

Buffing/Cursing

Surprisingly, you can cast buffs and use curse items on CDMoyer. This is presumably so you can throw all your PvP items at him.

Personal Life

CDM has a family, and lives far, far away from the sandy deathhole where the Asymmetric office is based. Sensible man.

When he's not coding for the Kingdom, he's writing other games, like LetterZen.

Known Titles

The Oathbreaker
The Betrayer
nuked <level> HoD troll threads in G-D today!
smashed <level> boobs today
Me Love You Oolong Time
(fired for pvp-breaking. -Hinch)
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function fix_problem() {return CDMoyer;}
Made of Code, Sexy Awesome & Peach Pie
Hearts Clubs
CthulhuDMoyer