Caveman frat pledge

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Caveman frat pledge
Monster ID 470
Locations The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)
Hit Points 220
Attack 255
Defense 207
No-Hit 265
Initiative 75
Meat 32-48
Phylum orc
Elements sleaze
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
chunk of rock salt, cup of primitive beer, ovoid leather thing, stone baseball cap
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
caveman frat pledge You're fighting a caveman frat pledge

Judging by the bruises, broken bones, and the furry bikini he's wearing, this must be a caveman who is pledging a caveman fraternity. Hazing was a little harsher in the old days -- usually it involved homo-erotic physical abuse, or public nudity, or dangerous stunts, or... okay, so it hasn't changed much.

Hit Message(s):

He kicks you with the primitive high heels he's wearing. Ooh! Ouch! Ouch!

He hits you with a primitive beer bong, which is basically a hollowed-out tree trunk. Ouch! Argh! Ouch!

He makes you do a kegstand. Since kegs haven't been invented, it pretty much involves face-slamming you into the ground. Eek! Ouch! Oof!

He vomits all over you. Acidic! Ugh! Argh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

He turns around and pulls down the bottom half of his furry bikini. You recoil in fear from the two furry hemispheres he's showing you, trip over a rock, and smack your head on the ground. Ow! Eek! Argh! Oof! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to kick you with his primitive high-heeled shoes, but loses his balance and falls over.

He tries to hit you, but he's unprepared for your highly evolved dodging skills.

He tries to make you do a kegstand, but kegs haven't been invented yet.

He projectile vomits, but you sidestep the acidic shower.

Fumble Message:

He stumbles toward you, but falls over and vomits up at least three gallons of fermented fruit juice. While he lies there, other cavemen come out and draw crude pictures on him with sticks of charcoal. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 32-48 Meat
Rocksalt.gifYou acquire an item: chunk of rock salt (19.8% chance)*
Stonecup.gifYou acquire an item: cup of primitive beer (9.1% chance)*
Football.gifYou acquire an item: ovoid leather thing (8.2% chance)*
Stonecap.gifYou acquire an item: stone baseball cap (5.2% chance)*
You gain 63.75 <substat>.

Occurs at The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)