Homemade Robot

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Homemade Robot

You made a robot!
Too bad you know, like, nothing
about programming.

Moves around all on its own

Ability: Drives around in circles, gives cute combat messages like a pet rock.

Throne/Bjorn: No effect.

Hatchling: Builtbot.gif homemade robot

Familiar-Specific Equipment: Sprocket.gif homemade robot gear

Arena.gif Ultimate Cage Match Scavenger Hunt Obstacle Course Hide and Seek
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Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+30% Meat Drop 4-5 MP +3 Muscle statgain +15% Item Drop +4 Mysticality statgain 18-20HP +2 Moxie statgain
Hardcorex.gif Hardcorex.gif Hardcorex.gif Bleeding damage* Hardcorex.gif Hardcorex.gif Hardcorex.gif
*Hover for details
Dasboot.gifCannot breathe underwater
Combat Messages
  • Regular message:
    <name> beeps wildly until you look at it, then pops a wheelie.
    <name> draws a little spirograph shape in the dirt.
    <name> trundles toward your opponent, but gets one of its wheels caught on a crack in the ground.
    <name> accidentally drives over a small pebble and tips over on its side. It beeps frantically until you set it back on its wheels.
    <name> drives around in a little circle for a while.
    <name> blinks its LEDs at you.
    <name> makes a cheerful little beeping noise.
    <name> pushes some pebbles into a little pile. For some reason.
    <name> rolls forward, bumps into a rock, backs up a little bit, rolls forward, and bumps into the rock again.
    <name> uses its little motorized claw to pick up a pebble. Then it puts it back down.
    <name> goes into power-save mode. For about ten seconds.
    <name> plays a few tinny bars of a popular video game theme.
    <name> bleeps a little tune, flashing its LEDs with the beat.
    <name> encounters a small beetle, which it pokes with its little claw and then runs away.
  • Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
    <name> spins his wheels and beeps excitedly in your hat.
  • Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
    <name> makes some excited bleeping noises behind you.
  • With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
    <name> rolls around in little circles under the Tam.
  • With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
    <name> rolls around in little circles around the maypole.
  • With wax lips equipped:
    <name> rolls around in little circles around the wax lips.

Arena Messages

  • <name> would rather roll around aimlessly in circles than participate in these events.


  • The Homemade Robot does not gain experience through combat; its weight can only be increased by 11 lbs. for each usage of a pile of useless robot parts until it hits 100 lbs. This is a hard cap, and cannot be increased through leveling in the Cake-Shaped Arena.
    • The piles don't actually change the robot's base weight. They just add a buff, which treats the robot's base weight as 1 lbs. Even if its base weight is actually higher, the buff will always cap at a maximum of 100 lbs.
    • The piles added persist across lifetimes, so a buffed robot will keep his buffed weight after ascending, despite having a base weight of 1 lbs.
  • The Homemade Robot's weight is, however, affected by buffs and equipment.
  • The robot cannot be used for the familiar weight-based quest in Community Service. Attempting to do so gives the message:
    • Your robot starts freaking out as you get it near the collies. Looks like its dog-interaction circuitry is broken!