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[http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/static.php?id=whatiskol The Kingdom of Loathing] is a humorous, satirical, and, most importantly, free [[Wikipedia:Massively multiplayer online role-playing game|MMORPG]] created by Asymmetric Publications (Zack "[[Jick]]" Johnson and Josh "[[Mr Skullhead]]" Nite). Born on January 31st, 2003, almost as a joke, it is notable for its usage of simple stick figure graphics, surreal gameplay, and slogan "An Adventurer is You!".

KoL is currently in open [[Wikipedia:Software release life cycle#Beta|beta]] -- it's open to the public to play, but it's not quite finished. More features and things to do are being added on a nearly [[History of Loathing ({{CURRENTYEAR}})|daily basis]]. Despite its unfinished state, it has already attracted a thriving [[community]] of interesting, intelligent, and helpful [[:Category:Players|players]].

KoL is, and always will be, free to play, but donations are appreciated and will be [[Mr. Accessory|rewarded]].

KoL is played from the comfort of your browser, and it is adorned with a staggering array of stunning hand-drawn images. It is turn-based, which means you get a certain number of turns ([[Adventures]]) [[Rollover|each day]].

This description could go on forever, encompassing the [[Bugmeat|eco]][[Meatsink|nomy]] of KoL, the [[:Category:Events|events]], the [[The History of the Penguin Mafia|scandals]]. And maybe even the [[Game Mechanics|gameplay]], if we had time. But really, the only way to find out what the Kingdom of Loathing is like is to play it, or, as the case may be, obsessively [[Special:Random|read this wiki]].

==Storyline==
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The Kingdom of Loathing was once a pleasant place, where all the citizens loathed one another equally, and nobody caused too much trouble. Under the gentle rule of King Ralph XI, peace had prevailed for as long as anybody could remember.

One fateful [[Kingdom of Loathing Calendar|Porktober]] morning, a Sorceress came to the Kingdom. A [[The Naughty Sorceress|Naughty Sorceress]]. A Naughty Sorceress who was clearly up to no good, and, even more clearly, up to plenty of bad. King Ralph sought to expel the Naughty Sorceress from his Kingdom, but she imprismed him in a black crystalline shard of curdled magic. It was very dramatic.

[[Monster Compendium|Monsters]] emerged from their [[Locations|hidey-holes]] to [[:Category:Combat Adventures|terrorize]] the citizens of Loathing, and larger monsters emerged from their larger hidey-holes to terrorize those monsters, all under the control of the Naughty Sorceress.

In the King's absence, [[The Council of Loathing]] convened to attempt to impose order on the Kingdom. Their success was limited, however, to [[The Council of Loathing#Quests|imposing their will]] on adventurers who came to the Kingdom seeking fame, fortune, or [[:Category:NPC Stores|quality products at reasonable prices]]. And, as you've probably guessed by now, one of those adventurers is you!

==External Links==
*[http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/ The Kingdom of Loathing] - Really, how did you find your way here without knowing about KoL?
*[[Wikipedia:Kingdom of Loathing|The Kingdom of Loathing on Wikipedia]] - Tons of background information.
*[http://kol.coldfront.net/ KoL Coldfront] - Jick-tested, Skullhead approved.
*[http://www.asymmetric.net/ Asymmetric Publications] - Where it all started.
*[https://twitter.com/asym Asymmetric Publications Twitter feed] - Stalking The Powers that Be.
*[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Main_Page The KoL Wiki] - Not really external, since you're looking at it right now.

==References==
*The phrase "Jick-tested, Skullhead approved" is a nod to the [[Wikipedia:Kix (cereal)|Kix cereal]] slogan, "Kid-Tested, Mother-Approved!".
*The Kingdom of Loathing slogan, "An Adventurer is You!", is a parody of the [[Wikipedia:Engrish|engrish]] "A Winner is You!" victory message in the 1986 [[Wikipedia:Pro Wrestling (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Pro Wrestling]] [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] video game.

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