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October 31, 2020 Bor 3, Year 68 2 days until Mysticality

It's Halloween! Go Trick-or-Treating in Seaside Town!

Coldfront KoL developer feedrss Summer 2020 Challenge Path: Low Key Summer CDMoyer: What are you guys arguing about? We talked about the situation in dev. The suggestion was made to have two gold stars. I said, "that seems reasonable." Someone probably asked a dev what the plan... New Construction at Lyle's CDMoyer: That is not correct. September 2020 IOTM - bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts Hotstuff: These aren't puzzle pockets, just broken ones.  :) September 2020 IOTM - bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts Hotstuff: Pockets 102, 466, and 451 are currently broken, we'll need to do a bit of labor on our end to get them working. September 2020 IOTM - bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts Hotstuff: Whoops! Pockets 531 and 246 had the wrong scraps of paper until just a few minutes ago. Might want to revisit them if you're looking to see bunches of inscrutable letters. Today's Featured Article: edit  Time in the Kingdom has never flowed quite smoothly, but nowhere is that more true than in The Time-Twitching Tower. It appeared after an alien, uh, "invasion", and it has flung adventurers though the timestream to timeplaces such as the Stone Age, the Roaring '20s, Ancient Rome, and the Apocalyptic Future. While the Tower is open, you can part the veil of reality as well as time, and watch Jick and friends do development, LIVE! Twitch your way across the internet to join. Much like its spiritual siblings, The Spectral Pickle Factory and The Traveling Trader, none may know the hour of its coming and going, except that it's usually about once every month or two, on the weekend, and they announce it about two weeks before hand. So there's that. Read more about chroner-making opportunities at Twitch Livestream World Event! read more...… Today in KoL History: edit  2010: November's Item-of-the-Month is going to be at least a couple of days late. Sorry. 2009: Jick: Happy Halloween! We're gonna be out and about tonight at rollover, so the Item-of-the-Month will be delayed by one day. 2007: November's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store. 2006: November's Item of the Month is now available in Mr. Store. Due to the real-life and in-game holiday traffic jam, there's no official Tuesday update. Sorry -- we'll try to make it up to you next week. 2006: Fixed a glitch that was causing some Mac browsers to hang for a long time after sending a k-mail. Also, posted one of the most boring and businesslike trivial updates ever. 2006: I can no longer take the pressure. I have snapped. Hero of the Half-Shell has been "fixed" -- check the skill description for details. 2005: Trick-or-Treating is available today, and all of the previous outfit gaps have been filled in. Some more Halloween-type stuff will happen later tomorrow -- I got kind of behind and didn't get everything done tonight that I wanted to. 2004: Due to my being out of town for an appearance on TechTV's The Screen Savers (November 1st at 4PM Pacific, I think,) November's familiar of the month will not become available until the 2nd.

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