Mer-kin baker

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Mer-kin baker
Monster ID 2144
Locations Gingerbread Reef
Hit Points 400
Attack 200
Defense 200
Initiative 200
Meat 160-240
Phylum mer-kin
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts arm, head, tail, torso
Drops
glob of salty molasses, Mer-kin cookiestove, Mer-kin rollpin
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Mer-kin baker You're fighting a Mer-kin baker

You encounter a Mer-kin cook furtively skulking around the reef. And since the only good Mer-kin is that there's no such thing as a good Mer-kin, conflict is inevitable.

Hit Message(s):

It swats your <lower back> with its scaly tail. Ow! Oof! Ooh!

It rolls your <groin> flat with its rolling pin. Ouch! Oof! Oof!

It bonks you on the <solar plexus> with its rolling pin. Argh! Ouch! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

It rolls your <elbow> flat with its rolling pin. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

It swings its rolling pin at your <giblets>, but you've been hitting the gym a lot and your <shins> is already pretty flat.

It swings its rolling pin at your <kidney>, but you've read enough misogynist 1960s comic strips to know how to dodge that kind of attack.

Fumble Message:

It swings its rolling pin at your <elbow>, but you've been hitting the gym a lot and your <nipple> is already pretty flat. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 160-240 Meat (average: 200, stdev: 16.73)*
Molasses.gifYou acquire an item: glob of salty molasses (% chance)*
Cookiestove.gifYou acquire an item: Mer-kin cookiestove (30% chance)*
Rollingpin2.gifYou acquire an item: Mer-kin rollpin (% chance)*

Occurs at Gingerbread Reef.

Notes