Ncle
| Ncle | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2325 |
| Locations | Fight in the Dirt |
| Hit Points | 10 |
| Attack | 4 |
| Defense | 1 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | bug |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | leg, mandible, scape, thorax |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an ncleListen, when you get ants, you're also gonna get some ncles, and there isn't much you can do about it except practice your polite "yes, that was a good joke" smile-and-nod, and maybe get a couple classic muscle car magazines for the coffee table.
Hit Message(s):
He pretendes he's going to pull a quarter out of your ear, but instead yanks on your ear for %dmg. Ooh!
That sonuvabitch just stole your nose! You took %dmg damage! Eek!
He sneaks up and wet willies you for %dmg. Argh!
He makes a joke about your parent's sex life and it grosses you out for %dmg damage. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! (sleaze damage)
He tries to con you into watching a magic trick, but you look away.
He tries to steal your nose, but you keep it under lock and key.
He tries to sneak up and give you a wet willy, but you duck.
He grabs you for a headlock, but you duck away.
He starts telling an embarrassing story about his sibling, but you've already heard it. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: ncle leg (50% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: bug juice (30% chance)* |
Occurs in Fight in the Dirt.
References
- Like with aunts, uncles.
