Nerd rapper

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Nerd rapper
Monster ID 1968
Locations 12 West Main
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Moxie+5
Defense Player's Muscle+5
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
charisma potion, droppable microphone
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
nerd rapper You're fighting a nerd rapper

An adventurer with a (mostly) shaved head, large black-framed glasses, and a literal headlight intercepts you, bemoaning that the Council wants to get rid of him despite all that he's done for them. As you take in his staccato braggadocio, it's clear that he certainly fronts more than anyone else you've ever met.

Hit Message(s):

He carves off the obfuscation, and also your <groin>. Eek! Argh! Oof! Ugh! Ow!

It's tragic (for you) that his beats (and beatings) come indefatigably. Oof! Ooh! Eek! Eek! Oof!

You are indeed eaten by a grue, just as the rapper warned you was sure to occur. Oof! Oof! Ouch! Eek! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

He spells the doom of the hip-hop subgenre you used to prefer. Also, yours. Ooh! Eek! Oof! Oof! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to attack you, but can only stare and stammer.

He tries to hit you, but his dexterity ain't 20 when the skills are displayed.

He asks you for a light, but you've neither a torch nor a match in your inventory.

Fumble Message:

He runs out of beats, which previously seemed unlikely to ever happen. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Potion13.gifYou acquire an item: charisma potion (20% chance)*
Dropmic.gifYou acquire an item: droppable microphone (5% chance)*

Occurs at 12 West Main.


  • A broad reference to MC Frontalot. "Carving off the obfuscation" and "dexterity ain't 20 when the skills are displayed" are lyrics from Which MC Was That?. "Stare and stammer" and "come indefatiguably" are from Goth Girls. "Eaten by a grue" and "neither a torch nor a match" are from It Is Pitch Dark. In Braggadocio, he spells the doom of the hip-hop subgenre you used to prefer and is unlikely to run out of beats.