Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster
| Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 340 |
| Locations | Lair of the Ninja Snowmen |
| Hit Points | 80 |
| Attack | 90 |
| Defense | 81 |
| No-Hit | 100 |
| Initiative | 75 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elemental |
| Elements | cold |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | something |
| Bounty | coal button |
| Pickpocket | frigid mote |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Ninja Snowman WeaponmasterA whirling tornado of blades, chains, and spikes suddenly hurtles toward you from the shadowy corner of the temple. You think maybe there's a ninja snowman in the middle of all that flashing steel, but it's hard to tell... if there is, he must have about twelve arms.
Hit Message(s):
He backflips over your head, clocking you with the end of a weighted chain while slashing you in the <throat>. Eek! Ooh! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh! Ooh!
He strangles you mercilessly with a length of chain while simultaneously skewering your <forehead> and <foot> with razor-sharp blades. Ouch! Argh! Eek! Ooh! Ouch!
He gathers his chi with a mighty roar, and hits you with the Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart technique. Your heart explodes. Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ugh! Argh! Ooh!
He calls for a time-out, as he has to stop and untangle his weapon.
You wince sympathetically as he accidentally grabs the bladed end of his weapon instead of the handle.
He begins to gather his chi with a mighty roar. You wait politely for a moment, but he's still gathering. ... ...Still gathering. Eventually, you get sick of waiting and kick him over. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: frigid ninja stars (20% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: frozen nunchaku (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: frigid hankyū (5% chance)* |
| You gain 22.5 <substat>. |
Occurs at Lair of the Ninja Snowmen.
Notes
- Using Pickpocket on this monster has a 5% chance to yield a frigid mote.
References
- The Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart is a special martial arts move seen in Kill Bill: Volume 2. As the name and hit message indicate, the move causes the victim's heart to explode.
- The fumble message is a reference to the show Dragon Ball Z, where characters would commonly gather their chi with a mighty roar for long periods of time, sometimes for entire episodes.
- The Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster being a tornado with weapons and arms outside is a reference to the Big Ball of Violence, a trope appearing in many cartoons.
