Piece of coral
Instead of having just one familiar, how about having dozens of tiny familiars that are too tiny to be effective at anything, even collectively? Even if they were still alive?
(In-game plural: pieces of coral)
|You put the piece of coral in your Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium.|
|It makes a thump noise.|
|You decide to name it Hoderick.|
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