SMOOCH sergeant
| SMOOCH sergeant | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1795 |
| Locations | The SMOOCH Army HQ |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+15, min 80 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+15, min 80 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | hot |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a SMOOCH sergeantThis SMOOCH sergeant has put a lot more effort (and competence) into her outfit and makeup than the recruits you've encountered previously. She also looks a lot better in leather pants and knee-high platform boots than they do, and is much more likely to kick your ass if she catches you staring.
Hit Message(s):
She clotheslines you with a sleeve full of metal spikes. So really, it's more like "barbed-wire fence"ing you.
She elbows you in the <arse>, and of course her elbows have huge metal spikes poking out of them.
She spins around and kicks you in the ear with the sharpened heel of her boot. I guess she must be a drill sergeant.
She pulls a microphone out of her jacket, and unleashes a heavy-metal scream that you can literally see warping the air in front of her just before your eardrums explode. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Oof! Ugh!
She tries to clothesline you, but you're tumble-dry only.
She tries to elbow you in the <forehead>, but you make some kind of joke referring to either synovial hinge joints or macaroni as you dodge. Funny bone? Something about funny bones?
She tries to kick you, but her sharpened boot-heels are stuck in the floor.
She tries to make a fist, but her extra-long black fingernails get in the way. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: SMOOCH soda (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: heat-resistant sheet metal (20% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: heat-resistant sheet metal (20% chance)* |
Occurs at The SMOOCH Army HQ.
Notes
- Deals damage when attacking with a melee weapon:
- You accidentally impale yourself on one of her razor-sharp spikes!
 | You lose 180-200? hit points. |
