Slithering hollandaise glob
| Slithering hollandaise glob | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 658 |
| Locations | A Large Chamber |
| Hit Points | 21 |
| Attack | 24 |
| Defense | 21 |
| No-Hit | 34 |
| Initiative | 40 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | slime |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | pseudopod |
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| Quest | a creased paper strip , a crinkled paper strip, a crumpled paper strip, a folded paper strip, a ragged paper strip, a rumpled paper strip, a ripped paper strip, a torn paper strip, nauseating reagent |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a slithering hollandaise globA yellowish-beige glob of what appears to be rancid hollandaise sauce slithers up to you. You aren't quite sure how to react, until it extends a pseudopod and attacks you, at which point you feel like you're on familiar ground again.
Hit Message(s):
It extends a pseudopod and punches you in the <kidney>. It hurts more than you'd expect. Ow! Eek!
It slithers at you, but you step on it. Then you slip on its slimy body and crack your noggin on the floor. Ugh! Argh!
It tosses the shiny plate it's been sitting on at you. There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise, I always say. Ouch! Argh!
It extends a psuedosword and stabs you in the <skull>. Ow! Oof!
It slithers onto your foot, and begins to slowly dissolve it. Dang, this is some unusually rancid hollandaise sauce! Ugh! Oof!
It somehow clogs your arteries from the outside. Man, that stuff's bad for you. Ouch! Ow! (sleaze damage)
While you're distracted fighting the glob, another one drops from the ceiling and gets in your mouth! Euuurrrrrgh! Oof! Ouch!
It extends a pseudopod, but doesn't seem to know what to do with it and just flails around for a bit.
It slithers at you, but you slither out of its way. Er, step out of its way. Legs are awesome.
It dissolves the paper plate it's been sitting on. There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise, I always say.
It tries to extend a pseudosword, but it's too slimy to get the pointy bit right.
It slithers up to your foot, but you step away. It doesn't seem to have had a plan for this eventuality.
It tries to clog your arteries, but that doesn't work very well from the outside.
The glob burbles a little bit. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: a creased paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a crumpled paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a crinkled paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a folded paper strip (30 chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a ragged paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a ripped paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a rumpled paper strip (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: a torn paper strip (30% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: nauseating reagent (? chance)* |
Occurs in A Large Chamber.
Notes
- A maximum of 15 nauseating reagents can drop per ascension.
References
- One hit/miss message combo is a (particularly groan-worthy) reference to the song Home for the Holidays, which starts with the line "There's no place like home for the holidays."
