This is no ordinary briefcase! Just look at those weird symbols!
You're pretty sure that this thing can grant you effects like these:
And probably you can find stuff like this inside:
You think you might even be able to get some of these enchantments on the case itself:
Spell Damage +50%
+5 Prismatic Damage
+25% Combat Initiative
+10% chance of Critical Hit
+5 Adventures per day
+5 PvP Fights per day
+25 to Monster Level
-3 MP to use Skills
Lets you banish enemy agents with tranquilizer darts
Now, if only the thing had come with an instruction manual...