Swarm of scarab beatles

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Swarm of scarab beatles
Monster ID 456
Locations An Oasis
Hit Points 131
Attack 136
Defense 117
No-Hit 146
Initiative 50
Meat 140-210
Phylum bug
Elements spooky
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, leg
carbonated water lily, Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket, Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket, General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket, happiness, hot date, Maxwell's Silver Hammer, mojo filter, palm frond, Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket, rocky raccoon, savoy truffle
Quest Hugo's Weaving Manual
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
swarm of scarab beatles You're fighting a swarm of scarab beatles

These bugs clearly neither want to hold your hand or be your man. They skitter along helter-skelter, looking for a chance to make you twist and shout. You feel like you should run for your life, or at least get some help.

Hit Message(s):

They gnaw on your <bung>. How could they gnaw on another, when they saw you standing there? Ooh! Argh! Oof! Argh!

They gnaw through you skin until your inside is out and your outside is in. Ouch! Ow! Ugh! Argh!

You tell the beatles that you love them, but that only causes them to chew on you more. You should hide that stuff away, man. Ouch! Argh! Ow! Argh!

They paw you with their velvety claws, but you're well acquainted with the touch of a velvet hand, like a lizard on a windowpane. Ugh! Ow! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

They fumble around inside their respective carapaces for a second and each produce a tiny silver hammer. They then bring those silver hammers down upon your head, intent on making sure that you are dead. Bang bang! Argh! Ooh! Eek! Ugh! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

They try to gnaw on your <bung>, but you dodge so your life goes on, bra.

They try to pull out your internal organs, but you keep your inside in and your outside out.

You remember that beatles are attracted to love, so you hide your love away.

They try to claw you, but your hands are busy working overtime, brushing them away.

Fumble Message:

They rise into the air and swarm toward you, intent on picking your flesh from your bones, but a female scarab beatle arrives and starts making an unholy screeching noise. One of the beatles seems to like it, but the rest fly away. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 140-210 Meat (average: 175, stdev: 14.69)*
Filter.gifYou acquire an item: mojo filter (5% chance)*
Book2.gifYou acquire an item: Hugo's Weaving Manual
Palmfrond.gifYou acquire an item: palm frond (10% chance)*
Miniraccoon.gifYou acquire an item: rocky raccoon (40% chance)*
Truffle.gifYou acquire an item: savoy truffle (10% chance)*
Carblily.gifYou acquire an item: carbonated water lily (10% chance)*
Hotdate.gifYou acquire an item: hot date (5% chance)*
Silverhammer.gifYou acquire an item: Maxwell's Silver Hammer (5% chance)*
Happiness.gifYou acquire an item: happiness (5% chance)*
Smjacket.gifYou acquire an item: Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket (5% chance)*
Smjacket.gifYou acquire an item: Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket (5% chance)*
Smjacket.gifYou acquire an item: General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket (5% chance)*
Smjacket.gifYou acquire an item: Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket (5% chance)*
You gain 34 <substat>.

Occurs at An Oasis.