Talk:Bag of GORF

You eat the GORF. As it hits your stomach, your circuitry buzzes with activity. Wait. You don't remember having any... circuitry... Adventures You gain 2 Adventures. Long Live GORF You acquire an effect: Long Live GORF (duration: 3 Adventures) You gain 1 Fullness.

Long Live GORF

   You ate a big bag of GORF, and now you feel all weird.

GORF is watching. GORF approves.

During every round of combat: Your insides vibrate. There is a deafening bloop noise, and a rectangle of white light shoots down from the sky, hitting your opponent for (45-55) damage.

--Crawly2 14:26, 3 July 2012 (CEST)