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<includeonly><table style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tr><td>{{#if:{{{item|}}}|[[File:{{Data|{{{item}}}|image|nopic2.gif}}|link={{{item|}}}]]|[[File:confused.gif|Something|link=]]}}</td><td style="vertical-align: middle;">{{#ifeq:{{{beats|0}}}|
0|You {{#if:{{{item|}}}|{{{type|acquire}}} {{#ifeq:{{{num|1}}}|1|an item: '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''|'''{{#switch:{{{num}}}|
11=[[eleven|11]]|
23=[[twenty-three|23]]|
37=[[thirty-seven|37]]|{{formatnum:{{{num}}}}}}} {{plural|{{{item}}}}}'''}}|{{{type|acquire}}}... something.}} {{#if:{{{tohagnk|}}}|(stored in Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage)}} {{#if:{{{chance|}}}|'''({{{chance}}} chance)[[Statistics Notes|*]]'''}}{{#switch:{{{num}}}|
11=<br />(That's ridiculous. It's not even funny.)|
23=<span style="color:white;">FNORD</span>|
37=<br />(In a row?!)}}{{#ifexist:Data:{{{item}}}||<span style="display:none">[[Data:{{{item}}}]]</span>}}|{{#switch:{{{beats}}}|
1={{#switch:{{#rand:1|3}}|
1={{haiku|Cranes frozen in flight|time seems to stand still for you|As you spy a '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''.}}|
2={{haiku|By the harvest moon|you can spy a gleaming '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''.|You hork it and jet.}}|
3={{haiku|Hey, look, it's a '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''!|Just like grandma used to make.|Gaffle it right now.}}}}|
2={{#switch:{{#rand:1|3}}|
1={{haiku|By a lotus plant|You see a nifty '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''.|You grab it and go.}}|
2={{haiku|Wind through the bamboo|whispers, "here, have a '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''."|You do not argue.}}|
3={{haiku|Hey, want a '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''?|Feel the greed within you rise|come to the dark side.}}}}|
3={{#switch:{{#rand:1|2}}|
1={{haiku|Loot falls like spring rain,|keen eyes spy a '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''.|''Yoink!'' Now it is yours.}}|
2={{haiku|Can't get what you want,|unless it's an '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''.|Serendipity!}}}}|
4={{#switch:{{#rand:1|2}}|
1={{haiku|A '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''|is now yours for the taking.|As such, you take it.}}|
2={{haiku|You find an item.|A '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]''', in fact.|A looter is you!}}}}|
5={{#switch:{{#rand:1|2}}|
1={{haiku|'''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''|was once your foe's, is now yours.|Beaters-up, keepers.}}|
2={{haiku|Near you on the ground|is a '''[[{{{item}}}|{{Data|{{{item}}}|name|{{{item}}}}}]]'''.|You hork it and jet.}}}}|
#default={{#switch:{{#rand:1|2}}|
1={{haiku|Hey, look: it's a thing!|Just like you've always wanted!|Snag it while you can.}}|
2={{haiku|You find an item,|and trust me when I tell you:|it's quite a nice one!}}}}}}{{#if:{{{tohagnk|}}}|</td><td valign="middle" style="margin-left: .5em;">(stored in Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage)}}{{#if:{{{chance|}}}|</td><td valign="middle" style="margin-left: .5em; font-weight: bold">({{{chance}}} chance[[Statistics Notes|*]])}}}}</td></tr></table></includeonly><noinclude>
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==Syntax==
*Singular: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=seal tooth}}</nowiki>
{{acquire|item=seal tooth}}
*Plural: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=seal tooth|num=1000}}</nowiki>
{{acquire|item=seal tooth|num=1000}}
*Percent chance: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=lemon|chance=20%}}</nowiki>
{{acquire|item=lemon|chance=20%}}
*[[Eleven]]: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=meat paste|num=11}}</nowiki>
{{acquire|item=meat paste|num=11}}
*[[Twenty-three]]: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=meat paste|num=23}}</nowiki>
{{acquire|item=meat paste|num=23}}
*[[Thirty-seven]]: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=meat paste|num=37}}</nowiki>
{{acquire|item=meat paste|num=37}}
*Unknown item: <nowiki>{{acquire}}</nowiki>
{{acquire}}
*Plural not yet known: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=Manual of Transcendent Olfaction|num=2}}</nowiki>
{{acquire|item=Manual of Transcendent Olfaction|num=2}}
*Plural not possible to get: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=Alarming strawberry juice|num=2}}</nowiki>
{{acquire|item=Alarming strawberry juice|num=2}}
*Metadata not defined, singular: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=new unrecognized item}}</nowiki>
{{acquire|item=new unrecognized item}}
*Metadata not defined, plural: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=new unrecognized item|num=2}}</nowiki>
{{acquire|item=new unrecognized item|num=2}} 
*Random drop haiku for 2 syllable item: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=meat paste|beats=2}}</nowiki>
{{acquire|item=meat paste|beats=2}}
*Random drop haiku for any other number of syllables item: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=Manual of Transcendent Olfaction|beats=10}}</nowiki>
{{acquire|item=Manual of Transcendent Olfaction|beats=10}}
*Random drop haiku for 3 syllable unknown item: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=new unrecognized item|beats=3}}</nowiki>
{{acquire|item=new item|beats=3}}
*Random drop haiku for any other number of syllables unknown item: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=new unrecognized item|beats=7}}</nowiki>
{{acquire|item=new unrecognized item|beats=7}}
*Directly to Hagnk's: <nowiki>{{acquire|item=seal tooth|tohagnk=1}}</nowiki>
{{acquire|item=seal tooth|tohagnk=1}}

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