Topiary kiwi

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Topiary kiwi
Monster ID 1713
Locations The Hedge Maze
Hit Points 350
Attack 350
Defense 350
Initiative 150
Meat None
Phylum plant
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts head
Drops
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
topiary kiwi You're fighting a topiary kiwi

You stomp down the right path, in spite of Frank's protests.

You make it about 30 feet before you are bowled over by the deafening squawk of a colossal topiary bird as it lands in front of you and stabs its long, pointy beak at you. "Oh boy," says Frank. "This looks really freakin' exciting! Is this the kind of fun exciting party time adventure you had in mind? Hey, at least it's not boring, right?"

"Frank. You're not helping."

Hit Message(s):

It clutches you with a gnarled wooden talon and crushes your <eye>. Ouch! Ooh! Argh! Ooh! Eek!

It pierces your <leg>. Luckily, a pierced <forehead> is in style now, right? Ow! Eek! Ouch! Argh! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

It pierces your <ear>. Luckily, a pierced <knee> is in style now, right? (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Ow! Ooh! Ugh! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

It plunges its beak at you, but you weave out of the way and avoid it. When fighting a kiwi, the key is to weave.

It waddles toward you, but you easily waddle out of the way.

Fumble Message:

It waddles toward you, but you easily waddle out of the way. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

You gain ? <substat>.
You continue deeper into the maze...

Occurs at The Hedge Maze after going right at Another Day, Another Fork.