Trouser Snake

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Trouser Snake
Monster ID 179
Locations The Hole in the Sky
Hit Points 150
Attack 153
Defense 137
No-Hit 163
Initiative 70
Meat None
Phylum constellation
Elements sleaze
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, star, tail
line, line, line
Manuel Entry
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Trouser Snake You're fighting The Trouser Snake

This is the Trouser Snake, so named because it resembles a snake wearing pants. Pants with only one leg. So basically it just resembles a snake.

Hit Message(s):

It pokes you with its forked tongue. Given the end of the tongue is two huge balls of flaming gas, it kinda smarts. Argh! Ooh! Eek! Ow! Ouch! Eek!

It drops its trousers and shows you its reptilian naughty bits. It burns! Ooh! Ooh! Argh! Oof! Ow! Ow! (sleaze damage)

It bites you with its venemous [sic] fangs. Fangs for the memories, man. Oof! Argh! Oof! Oof! Ugh! Argh! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It whips its tail around lashes you with it! It gives you at least eight or nine long, full, luxuriant lashes before you can stagger away. You haven't been lashed like that since that one time you were lashed to a yardarm. Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Argh! Ugh! Ouch! Ouch! (sleaze damage)

Miss Message(s):

It tries to poke you with its forked tongue, but you fork it with your poked tongue.

It drops its trousers, but you turn away.

It tries to bite you, but doesn't really have a mouth. It probably still has to scream, though.

Fumble Message:

It starts to whip you with its tail, but somehow gets it stuck in its mouth! It begins to eat itself from the tail up. "Wow," you say. "This is probably some kind of metaphor for something or other." (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Line.gifYou acquire an item: line (30% chance)*
Line.gifYou acquire an item: line (30% chance)*
Line.gifYou acquire an item: line (30% chance)*
You gain 38.25 <substat>.

Occurs at The Hole in the Sky.